Total Medals Earned: 108 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,455 Points
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/385 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeated the final boss by your will and might alone
You survived, but at what price?
Nothing is ever free.
Defeated Slugmo
Laid one suffering from life to rest
Outsmart the verdant Aardwulf
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/40 points)
Start the game
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Your ass got beat
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Medals Earned: 6/11 (80/180 points)
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
You rattled the hive!
B!
B is life.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/375 points)
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times